Dracula [Audible Edition]

Just a list of thoughts I had as I thought them:

• Very enjoyable, fast read.
• A little bit too much of all the characters basically falling in love with each other on first meeting and becoming best friends. A lot of “oh won’t you be my best friend for life now since we’ve been through this together?”
• Characters are a little dumb in places where they really shouldn’t be. They literally just got done talking about how Dracula can turn into a bat, and then Quincy sees the bats sitting outside the windows staring at them and they don’t think anything more of it when it flies away.
• Same with how they got done talking about how Dracula can turn into a mist and a control the fog, and Mina goes up to her room and sees the fog coming at her and sees them mist in her room, and everybody sees her getting paler and paler, and they don’t think anything of it.
• Surprisingly scary in places, and even more surprisingly gorey. Not what I expected from a book of the time period.
• On a similar note, a lot more baby-eating and baby-murder than I was expecting.
• Re: Lucy – not everyone has the same blood type. I’m surprised this didn’t come up as a possibility to either Van Helsing or Dr. Steward when Lucy continued failing in health after all the men gave her blood.
• The ending was a let down after how good the rest of the book was. Build for 200+ pages to this epic climax, to then have it all wrapped up over the course of 2 or 3 pages.
• There is a potential Coens Brothers-esque film here in which no vampire exists. Just a nice old count who desperately wants to escape the overly supersticious and paranoid people of rural run-down Romania to move to modern, upbeat London, but is harrassed and eventually murdered by a psychotic professor and a schizophrenic realtor and their cohorts. Do it Hollywood!

Highly recommended; 4 out of 5 vampire bats for general audiences.

Ho trovato le prime pagine di Dracula assolutamente spaventose: l'esperienza di Jonathan al castello del Conte e le vicende di Lucy riescono a colpire con forza la mente del lettore moderno, che, immagino, sia molto meno impressionabile di quello della seconda metà dell'Ottocento.

Poi entra in scena il leggendario professor Van Helsing e, per quanto mi riguarda, la spaventosità del romanzo è drasticamente calata. In teoria, avrei dovuto preoccuparmi della vita e delle anime dei protagonisti, ma le dinamiche del romanzo, unite alle affermazioni talvolta esilaranti di Van Helsing, me lo hanno impedito.

Infatti, il forte accento tedesco di Van Helsing alle volte lo fa assomigliare a una macchietta, a una sorta di folletto iperattivo con la fissa per i demoni zannuti. Ecco perché ho fatto un po' fatica a prenderlo sul serio: ho un senso dell'umorismo bizzarro.

Poi c'è la squadra di cacciatori di vampiri che Van Helsing ha messo su: il dottor Seward, Jonathan Harker, Quincey P. Morris e Lord Arthur Holmwood. Costantemente motivati dal professore, i quattro ce la mettono tutta nella loro caccia, ma, purtroppo per loro, sembrano più dei dilettanti allo sbaraglio. Se non fosse stato per quella santa donna di Mina, moglie di Jonathan, a quest'ora Dracula si starebbe pulendo le zanne con le loro falangi. Credo che mai donna abbia avuto cavalieri più imbranati di questi in sua difesa.

I had never given classic horror a go before, but this one was a pleasant surprise. The original Dracula story was something I thought I knew, elements like Dracula’s castle and the power possessed by that monster make an appearance here, but despite what you might expect of the original vampire, the book is still filled with great characters and moments that were truly nerve-wracking.

I couldn’t help but read faster and faster at times where the tension raised up, hoping for it to end when it was only getting worse. But its not all bad, there is always hope, and the determination of the characters to defend their loved ones and the future of humanity from the reign of the un-dead, is just great, but a few moments of old English were a little hard to read.

I listened to different audiobooks while reading, which was quite atmospheric too.

(Review originally written April 1st, 2022)